Missing in Action!

WHERE ARE YOU PHILEAS?!

pHILIAS sURFMAT m.i.a.

The last we heard, our intrepid explorer had left Santa Cruz and was en route to Vancouver Island. The trouble is, she's not got there!

Have the US Postal Service abducted her? Has Phileas' shady history come back to haunt her and seen her picked up by customs?

Phileas Coke Fiend

We want answers!

Stay tuned for news as things develop. Gawd be with you Phileas, ol' gal.

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