Not Satire, but it is The Onion
/Here's a little something heading off to Chris Goodwin in San Diego. "The Onion" is a Chino racer with the scaling and materials set up for some solid winter surf and with the winter predicted, that's not a bat idea!
The Onion was given her name to celebrate the life and love of the ocean of Chris' good friend Scott Reeder who loved the fable of the Onion Beggar.
As I've said, The Onion has been built with winter in minds and with heavy woven black 200d deck and Sikaflex EBT grip and lower volume, this mat is perfectly set up for the juice. I'm looking forward to hearing how she goes.
Have fun Chris.
Cheers
G